Akonyl wrote:
no, if you're still saying I could have not, you still don't know me well enough. It's in my blood. I must obey the boiling urge to point out silly mistakes.
Well, I would say "glad to hear your parents aren't completely crazy", but they still sound crazy enough that it's an unfortunate situation to have them be like that.
I understand. I really do. But apparently I'm just better at controlling those urges than you are.
Nope, they're complete psychopaths. Which is funny now that I'm an adult and they don't try to control what I watch/read, but it was really annoying then.
You're part phoenix, you're used to feelings of burning. Things aren't as easy for us bluebars.
and it's good to know that you think they're psychopaths, because I wasn't sure how kindly you'd take it if I just straight up said "wow your parents are flippin' crazy."
Akonyl wrote:
no, if you're still saying I could have not, you still don't know me well enough. It's in my blood. I must obey the boiling urge to point out silly mistakes.
Well, I would say "glad to hear your parents aren't completely crazy", but they still sound crazy enough that it's an unfortunate situation to have them be like that.
I understand. I really do. But apparently I'm just better at controlling those urges than you are.
Nope, they're complete psychopaths. Which is funny now that I'm an adult and they don't try to control what I watch/read, but it was really annoying then.
You're part phoenix, you're used to feelings of burning. Things aren't as easy for us bluebars.
and it's good to know that you think they're psychopaths, because I wasn't sure how kindly you'd take it if I just straight up said "wow your parents are flippin' crazy."
True. It's part of being what I am. What happens to bluebars when they burn, I wonder?
Well now you know: I would've laughed and agreed wholeheartedly. Commi agrees, I'm sure.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
Akonyl wrote:
no, if you're still saying I could have not, you still don't know me well enough. It's in my blood. I must obey the boiling urge to point out silly mistakes.
Well, I would say "glad to hear your parents aren't completely crazy", but they still sound crazy enough that it's an unfortunate situation to have them be like that.
I understand. I really do. But apparently I'm just better at controlling those urges than you are.
Nope, they're complete psychopaths. Which is funny now that I'm an adult and they don't try to control what I watch/read, but it was really annoying then.
You're part phoenix, you're used to feelings of burning. Things aren't as easy for us bluebars.
and it's good to know that you think they're psychopaths, because I wasn't sure how kindly you'd take it if I just straight up said "wow your parents are flippin' crazy."
True. It's part of being what I am. What happens to bluebars when they burn, I wonder?
Well now you know: I would've laughed and agreed wholeheartedly. Commi agrees, I'm sure.
well it's not actual burning, it's just the sensation of the boiling blood that taxes me more than you.
Akonyl wrote:
no, if you're still saying I could have not, you still don't know me well enough. It's in my blood. I must obey the boiling urge to point out silly mistakes.
Well, I would say "glad to hear your parents aren't completely crazy", but they still sound crazy enough that it's an unfortunate situation to have them be like that.
I understand. I really do. But apparently I'm just better at controlling those urges than you are.
Nope, they're complete psychopaths. Which is funny now that I'm an adult and they don't try to control what I watch/read, but it was really annoying then.
You're part phoenix, you're used to feelings of burning. Things aren't as easy for us bluebars.
and it's good to know that you think they're psychopaths, because I wasn't sure how kindly you'd take it if I just straight up said "wow your parents are flippin' crazy."
True. It's part of being what I am. What happens to bluebars when they burn, I wonder?
Well now you know: I would've laughed and agreed wholeheartedly. Commi agrees, I'm sure.
well it's not actual burning, it's just the sensation of the boiling blood that taxes me more than you.
as for actual burning? Yeah, let's not do that.
....well, now I wanna know! *sets Ako-chan on fire*
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
PhoenixTears wrote:....well, now I wanna know! *sets Ako-chan on fire*
I'm gonna take this chance to invoke the law of akonyland that states that I can choose to negate any injuries attempted to be inflicted upon me whenever it suits me well.
Akonyl wrote:
I'm gonna take this chance to invoke the law of akonyland that states that I can choose to negate any injuries attempted to be inflicted upon me whenever it suits me well.
Who said anything about injuring you? Just because I set you on fire doesn't mean it'll hurt you!
...or is that just me?
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
Akonyl wrote:
I'm gonna take this chance to invoke the law of akonyland that states that I can choose to negate any injuries attempted to be inflicted upon me whenever it suits me well.
Who said anything about injuring you? Just because I set you on fire doesn't mean it'll hurt you!
...or is that just me?
well I'll tell you one thing, I'm not immune to fire. So it fits the law!
don't worry. Ice is also great, and should suffice, when it comes to phoenixes.
Akonyl wrote:
I'm gonna take this chance to invoke the law of akonyland that states that I can choose to negate any injuries attempted to be inflicted upon me whenever it suits me well.
Who said anything about injuring you? Just because I set you on fire doesn't mean it'll hurt you!
...or is that just me?
well I'll tell you one thing, I'm not immune to fire. So it fits the law!
don't worry. Ice is also great, and should suffice, when it comes to phoenixes.
And what do I have to do to bypass this law?
....D: Not cool, Ako-chan.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
PhoenixTears wrote:
And what do I have to do to bypass this law?
....D: Not cool, Ako-chan.
Not cool? On the contrary, PT, I would almost dare say it's...
Spoiler:
ice cold.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
as to bypassing the laws, here's a small mention I made of the laws to xcommando when he was trying for a permit:
Akonyl wrote:
no, no... these simply won't do! As the (literal) ruling body of the country of Akonyland, I don't recognize any paperwork regarding punchings, other methods of attack, and the applications of these attacks to my body issued by persons not of the country of Akonyland (i.e. anyone but me). The only exception to this rule is one Kleene Onigiri, who has been delivering punchings to the people of Akonyland (i.e. me) since before the induction of these laws, and thus has had her punching abilities grandfathered into the system, such that she does not need such papers.
If you wish to obtain legitimate papers, you must go through the proper legal channels. To do so, simply make a 1 page written request, put it in an envelope and leave it at the border of Akonyland. It will be picked up and reviewed within 5 to 10 business years, barring such events as hurricanes, tornadoes, bears, and me not reading it.
Akonyl wrote:
Not cool? On the contrary, PT, I would almost dare say it's...
Spoiler:
ice cold.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
as to bypassing the laws, here's a small mention I made of the laws to xcommando when he was trying for a permit:
Akonyl wrote:
no, no... these simply won't do! As the (literal) ruling body of the country of Akonyland, I don't recognize any paperwork regarding punchings, other methods of attack, and the applications of these attacks to my body issued by persons not of the country of Akonyland (i.e. anyone but me). The only exception to this rule is one Kleene Onigiri, who has been delivering punchings to the people of Akonyland (i.e. me) since before the induction of these laws, and thus has had her punching abilities grandfathered into the system, such that she does not need such papers.
If you wish to obtain legitimate papers, you must go through the proper legal channels. To do so, simply make a 1 page written request, put it in an envelope and leave it at the border of Akonyland. It will be picked up and reviewed within 5 to 10 business years, barring such events as hurricanes, tornadoes, bears, and me not reading it.
That would've been a lot worse if I hadn't been expecting it. I knew it was coming, and didn't change my wording on purpose.
Also: guess I'll just be breaking the law then. No way am I gonna wait 5-10 business years.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
Akonyl wrote:
Not cool? On the contrary, PT, I would almost dare say it's...
Spoiler:
ice cold.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
as to bypassing the laws, here's a small mention I made of the laws to xcommando when he was trying for a permit:
Akonyl wrote:
no, no... these simply won't do! As the (literal) ruling body of the country of Akonyland, I don't recognize any paperwork regarding punchings, other methods of attack, and the applications of these attacks to my body issued by persons not of the country of Akonyland (i.e. anyone but me). The only exception to this rule is one Kleene Onigiri, who has been delivering punchings to the people of Akonyland (i.e. me) since before the induction of these laws, and thus has had her punching abilities grandfathered into the system, such that she does not need such papers.
If you wish to obtain legitimate papers, you must go through the proper legal channels. To do so, simply make a 1 page written request, put it in an envelope and leave it at the border of Akonyland. It will be picked up and reviewed within 5 to 10 business years, barring such events as hurricanes, tornadoes, bears, and me not reading it.
That would've been a lot worse if I hadn't been expecting it. I knew it was coming, and didn't change my wording on purpose.
Also: guess I'll just be breaking the law then. No way am I gonna wait 5-10 business years.
That's good to know. Had it not been expected, I would have felt ashamed at how easily you walked into that.
Sorry, but this isn't one of those laws you just break. Bluebars just don't work that way, I say! Besides, why do we have to fight, anyway? I never wanted any bad blood between us.
Wait. So you get to shoot him full of crossbow bolts, but I'm not allowed to hurt him?!
Where were you last night when I was talking about killing him?
Akonyl wrote:
That's good to know. Had it not been expected, I would have felt ashamed at how easily you walked into that.
Sorry, but this isn't one of those laws you just break. Bluebars just don't work that way, I say! Besides, why do we have to fight, anyway? I never wanted any bad blood between us.
Yep, it was intentional.
Just because you say so doesn't mean I follow it. There isn't bad blood between us. I just like setting things on fire.
pofa wrote: I have never done a single thing wrong in mafia, never one lie or act of violence
There isn't bad blood between us. I just like setting things on fire.