yukihiro

[alicetama]

Ew no. And I repeat, I do not want to join his harem. I do not want to bear his child.

That's not what it seemed like the other day...

@PhoenixTears

I am sensing that alicetama wants to join the harem.  Are you sensing that alicetama wants to join the harem?  

yes, I do.

Phoenix, my friend, that is called the way of sarcasm.

[PT]

Phoenix, my friend, that is called the way of sarcasm.

alicetama, dear, don't you know that sarcasm doesn't carry well through text unless it's glaringly obvious or followed with /sarcasm tag?

Also, even if it looked like sarcasm, I have a habit of ignoring sarcasm when it benefits me to do so.

[Detective Tommy]

What are you talking about? We're all completely sane people here....

I know I am

sure 

You deserve a /faceslap for that.

[Conia]

In behalf of bluekaitou1412, I'm delivering an appropiate presentation. My apologies for the late time.

Welcome!

First and foremost, if you're a girl, watch out for this very perverted old puppy (yeah, old puppy, read: xpon) that stalks ladies and steal their undies. Ah, right, we need gender info here, gender! How can we protect you (if you're a girl) if we don't know your gender? We may lose a member! Yes! And, if you're a boy, you need not to worry for anything, though Abs. or PhoenixTears may recruit you to their harem, it's normal, don't get freaked out.

I'll also take this as an opportunity to introduce you to our organization, the JDC. For more info, go here and here. We accept anyone-- just tell us your expertise and skills. Participating in conquering Japan is fun, don't you think? I would like to advertise nomemory's Onionhead Fan Club too. You may join her in her quest to become an onion master.

Oh, another thing, if you come across Girl19 here, don't pick up a fight (or even discuss something with her) if you don't want to get your ass kicked. Stay away from Kleene Onigiri, too, if she wants to make you her new punching bag-- yes, riceballs can punch. Be wary of Eve also known as Khinkhun, for she is, well, dangerous. I need not to elaborate.

Don't worry about that shadow behind you. That's probably Conia-- if not, then it's Shadowman, who else? Another one here named Akonyl likes bees. He's the Bee Princess, so he expects you to pay homage to him and give him wasp presents.

Don't worry, you'll meet lots of friends in the course of your stay here, like bears, onions, mad scientists, and ninja assassins. A lot of skirmishes happen between members, and you might get involved, but please do not try to even utter a single insult against Ai, if you don't want to be squashed, chopped, burned, tortured, pitch-forked or poked by the AiCons. Of course, the same applies to Kaitou KID. Though I reckon it's covered already by the mods.

I'm bluekaitou1412, btw. I'm married to a cookie, and have a cat for a pet.

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So, again, I welcome you here, and please don't hesitate in praising Haibara, many people do that, you'll pass unadverted in front of the mods eyes. Go off-topic (Even in Off-Topic), annoy people-- just go and have fun.

[yukihiro]

Wow. What an informative post.... lol

[tylertreese]

welcome to the forum gangster.

You from cali so you a blood or crip??? haha jk

have fun around here