NEW SEASON IS UP
http://www.usanetwork.com/series/psych/
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SHAWN SPENCER = AWESOMENESS
profile and all those stuff: http://www.usanetwork.com/series/psych/theshow/characterprofiles/shawn/index.html
Burton 'Gus' Guster = AMAZING (and a know -it - all, what I love about him XD)
http://www.usanetwork.com/series/psych/theshow/characterprofiles/gus/index.html
I'll edit with awesome psych gallery and epic QUOTES soon!
Spoiler: Pilot
Pineapple Spotting – Shawn finds one in Gus' kitchen and ask if he should slice it up.
Gus: (as he and Shawn are approaching a house) How should we introduce ourselves? Don't say psychic! They'll shut you off. Say something big like alternative tactic division.
Shawn: How about the bureau of magic and spell casting?
Shawn: (using binoculars) What is the magnification of these things?
Gus: 2X.
Shawn: Okay, we really need to stop at Wal-Mart on the way home
Thrift Store Guy: I've gone to jail for less than you.
Gus: Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Thrift Store Guy: Oh, you've been.
Gus: Once. In Monopoly
Gus: You solved one mystery, and now you're renting office space?
Shawn: Gus, I've solved a bunch of mysteries! For instance, the mystery of who kept stealing your newspaper. Answer: me! The mystery of what we're doing this weekend. Hint: it involves dragsters.
Gus: What's your dental plan?
Shawn: Don't get cavities.
Gus: Health plan?
Shawn: Same, but with hepatitis and shingles.
Gus: (as he and Shawn are approaching a house) How should we introduce ourselves? Don't say psychic! They'll shut you off. Say something big like alternative tactic division.
Shawn: How about the bureau of magic and spell casting?
Shawn: (using binoculars) What is the magnification of these things?
Gus: 2X.
Shawn: Okay, we really need to stop at Wal-Mart on the way home
Thrift Store Guy: I've gone to jail for less than you.
Gus: Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Thrift Store Guy: Oh, you've been.
Gus: Once. In Monopoly
Gus: You solved one mystery, and now you're renting office space?
Shawn: Gus, I've solved a bunch of mysteries! For instance, the mystery of who kept stealing your newspaper. Answer: me! The mystery of what we're doing this weekend. Hint: it involves dragsters.
Gus: What's your dental plan?
Shawn: Don't get cavities.
Gus: Health plan?
Shawn: Same, but with hepatitis and shingles.
Spoiler: Spelling Bee
Lassiter: Why would we cancel?
Juliet: Well, a body just tumbled into the crowd.
Lassiter: It didn't land on anybody
Man: Is everything OK up there?
Shawn: It's fine… Uh, Banana.
Contestant 118: Can you repeat that?
Shawn: Yes… Banana.
(mutterings from the audience)
Gus: (whispering) Banana, Shawn? It's the third round!
Shawn: (whispering) You could have helped me!
Gus: (whispering) This is a dead end, Shawn. We're walking. Let's go.
(they start to pack up the tripod)
Contestant 118: Definition, please.
Shawn: (whispering) What… ? (into microphone) A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding.
(Gus and Shawn try to rush out the door)
Contestant 118: Sentence, please.
(Shawn gestures to the contestant, then returns to chair)
Shawn: Anna Banana would like to hear 'Venus' by Bananarama… Banana.
(laughter in audience)
Contestant 118: B-A-N-A-N-A, banana.
Juliet: Well, a body just tumbled into the crowd.
Lassiter: It didn't land on anybody
Man: Is everything OK up there?
Shawn: It's fine… Uh, Banana.
Contestant 118: Can you repeat that?
Shawn: Yes… Banana.
(mutterings from the audience)
Gus: (whispering) Banana, Shawn? It's the third round!
Shawn: (whispering) You could have helped me!
Gus: (whispering) This is a dead end, Shawn. We're walking. Let's go.
(they start to pack up the tripod)
Contestant 118: Definition, please.
Shawn: (whispering) What… ? (into microphone) A yellow fruit. Also, a kind of pudding. A delicious pudding.
(Gus and Shawn try to rush out the door)
Contestant 118: Sentence, please.
(Shawn gestures to the contestant, then returns to chair)
Shawn: Anna Banana would like to hear 'Venus' by Bananarama… Banana.
(laughter in audience)
Contestant 118: B-A-N-A-N-A, banana.
Spoiler: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece
Lassiter: Listen to me, Spencer. The department's reputation is on the line with this one. If I catch you anywhere near this case, I will throw every book I can find at you.
Shawn: What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?
Shawn: (referring to the drunken state of the guys at the Bachelor party) I've found they're particularly forthcoming with information while in this state. For example, I've eliminated every suspect here. Although, there is a guy stealing cable and another refilling his minibar bottles with shampoo, but I don't think these are gateway crimes to a jewelry heist.
Gus: What are you doing?
Shawn: Dude, I'm onto something big.
Gus: Tailing cops? In a police station?
Shawn: Some monumentally expensive ring just got stolen. I'm gonna get on the case
Gus: We just got a case five minutes ago.
Shawn: Yeah, a lame one. Stolen computers from a high school? Like you weren't falling asleep during that one
Shawn: What if you find the Bible? You gonna throw that too? Seems a little sacrilegious to me, don't you think?
Shawn: (referring to the drunken state of the guys at the Bachelor party) I've found they're particularly forthcoming with information while in this state. For example, I've eliminated every suspect here. Although, there is a guy stealing cable and another refilling his minibar bottles with shampoo, but I don't think these are gateway crimes to a jewelry heist.
Gus: What are you doing?
Shawn: Dude, I'm onto something big.
Gus: Tailing cops? In a police station?
Shawn: Some monumentally expensive ring just got stolen. I'm gonna get on the case
Gus: We just got a case five minutes ago.
Shawn: Yeah, a lame one. Stolen computers from a high school? Like you weren't falling asleep during that one
Spoiler: Woman Seeking Dead Husband – Smokers Okay, No Pets
(during the pretend séance)
Shawn: Eyes of a serpent, ears of a bat, send us a signal from--
Gus: Shawn!
Shawn: --I hear a voooice...
Gus: Can I see you outside please?
Shawn: It wants me to come outsiiiiiiide.
Gus: NOW!
Shawn: I should goooo!
Gus: Is that my bath robe? (they move to the other room and Gus closes the shades) What are you doing?
Shawn: What does it look like I’m doing? I'm having a séance.
Gus: You can't have a séance.
Shawn: Gus, there are no rules against having a séance. Anyone can have one. It's like a garage sale or plastic surgery.
Gus: Okay, first of all, technically... you need to have a permit to have a garage sale. Secondly, you cannot speak to the dead!
Gus: What the hell are you doing?
Shawn: Checking baseball scores, my fantasy team is killing me.
Gus: This is the chief's office.
Shawn: No, she runs the league. I'm kidding. She's in a meeting, she won't mind. Plus we look really important hanging out in here. Gus, have you tried this chair? It's a pregnancy chair; we have to get one for the office. My birthing canal never felt so in-line.
Shawn: (of Chief Vick's chair) I want you to try this chair.
Gus: I'm not trying the chair, Shawn.
Shawn: I'll sit on the birthing ball. I kid you not; that thing is like a refreshing waterfall cascading down your vertebrae. It might help with your stomach issues.
Gus: Who told you I have stomach issues?
Shawn: Uh... my nose? The vent in the bathroom? Air fresheners all over the place?
Gus: I'm trying a new medication for my lactose intolerance.
Shawn: I believe the problem is physical. And I think it can be cured by, what I am now referring to as, the Magic Springy Bounce-Up Chair.
Gus: How did you figure out that the money was in the crypt?
Shawn: I'm bluffing.
Gus: This is not a good time to bluff!
Shawn: I think it was a great time. She was going to kill us.
Gus: This is breaking and entering!
Shawn: No, no, no... only if we break something... and then enter something. Entering is just entering.
Shawn: Eyes of a serpent, ears of a bat, send us a signal from--
Gus: Shawn!
Shawn: --I hear a voooice...
Gus: Can I see you outside please?
Shawn: It wants me to come outsiiiiiiide.
Gus: NOW!
Shawn: I should goooo!
Gus: Is that my bath robe? (they move to the other room and Gus closes the shades) What are you doing?
Shawn: What does it look like I’m doing? I'm having a séance.
Gus: You can't have a séance.
Shawn: Gus, there are no rules against having a séance. Anyone can have one. It's like a garage sale or plastic surgery.
Gus: Okay, first of all, technically... you need to have a permit to have a garage sale. Secondly, you cannot speak to the dead!
Gus: What the hell are you doing?
Shawn: Checking baseball scores, my fantasy team is killing me.
Gus: This is the chief's office.
Shawn: No, she runs the league. I'm kidding. She's in a meeting, she won't mind. Plus we look really important hanging out in here. Gus, have you tried this chair? It's a pregnancy chair; we have to get one for the office. My birthing canal never felt so in-line.
Shawn: (of Chief Vick's chair) I want you to try this chair.
Gus: I'm not trying the chair, Shawn.
Shawn: I'll sit on the birthing ball. I kid you not; that thing is like a refreshing waterfall cascading down your vertebrae. It might help with your stomach issues.
Gus: Who told you I have stomach issues?
Shawn: Uh... my nose? The vent in the bathroom? Air fresheners all over the place?
Gus: I'm trying a new medication for my lactose intolerance.
Shawn: I believe the problem is physical. And I think it can be cured by, what I am now referring to as, the Magic Springy Bounce-Up Chair.
Gus: How did you figure out that the money was in the crypt?
Shawn: I'm bluffing.
Gus: This is not a good time to bluff!
Shawn: I think it was a great time. She was going to kill us.
Gus: This is breaking and entering!
Shawn: No, no, no... only if we break something... and then enter something. Entering is just entering.
Spoiler: 9 Lives
Gus: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there?
Shawn: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?
Shawn: The cat is not my new partner, Gus. Don't be ridiculous.
Gus: Then tell me again why the cat gets to ride shotgun?
Shawn: Because he gets carsick and you know that.
Gus: To be honest, I'm burnt. I just wanna take a nap.
Shawn: Couldn't agree with you more, buddy. I think we should lay low for a bit. No more cases.
Gus: Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that. I was kind of worried about telling you.
Shawn: Don't be a silly goose. Now, we've had a good talk, I think we both felt it, and look at this. Here we are.
Gus: What is this, Shawn?
Shawn: OK, here's the thing. The police may have found a body...which I may have picked up on my police scanner, which...I may have brought with me.
Shawn: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?
Shawn: The cat is not my new partner, Gus. Don't be ridiculous.
Gus: Then tell me again why the cat gets to ride shotgun?
Shawn: Because he gets carsick and you know that.
Gus: To be honest, I'm burnt. I just wanna take a nap.
Shawn: Couldn't agree with you more, buddy. I think we should lay low for a bit. No more cases.
Gus: Oh, I'm so glad to hear you say that. I was kind of worried about telling you.
Shawn: Don't be a silly goose. Now, we've had a good talk, I think we both felt it, and look at this. Here we are.
Gus: What is this, Shawn?
Shawn: OK, here's the thing. The police may have found a body...which I may have picked up on my police scanner, which...I may have brought with me.
Spoiler: Weekend Warriors
Gus: Muscom?
Shawn: What the hell is a Muscom?
Gus: It was a very common name of the era.
(surprised, Shawn looks at Gus)
Gus: History channel!
Shawn: ESPN, Gus. Channel 206. I'm begging you.
Vick: (about Lassiter) Shawn, unless you can give us a name, I'm afraid he's right this time.
Shawn: Fine. I'll get you a name. (to Lassiter) And I'm going to get you a woman. (exits)
Lassiter: Afraid he's right? (Vick shrugs) This time?
Gus: (Lassiter is wearing a fake beard) Is that Lassiter? What died on his face?
George: I know what you're thinking, "What's wrong with this picture?", but where is it written that the ugly guy never gets the girl?
(awkward pause)
Shawn: Everywhere, man.
Shawn: Oh, come on, let me on this.
Lassiter: No!
Shawn: I was there, inexplicably drawn to the scene. I was meant to solve this case. It's sorta like a miracle.
Lassiter: You have been out there every weekend when we rehearsed, and don't think I didn't see you trying to throw M&M's in the injured soldiers mouths.
Shawn: Okay, first of all, those were Skittles and they have a rainbow of flavor
Shawn: What the hell is a Muscom?
Gus: It was a very common name of the era.
(surprised, Shawn looks at Gus)
Gus: History channel!
Shawn: ESPN, Gus. Channel 206. I'm begging you.
Vick: (about Lassiter) Shawn, unless you can give us a name, I'm afraid he's right this time.
Shawn: Fine. I'll get you a name. (to Lassiter) And I'm going to get you a woman. (exits)
Lassiter: Afraid he's right? (Vick shrugs) This time?
Gus: (Lassiter is wearing a fake beard) Is that Lassiter? What died on his face?
George: I know what you're thinking, "What's wrong with this picture?", but where is it written that the ugly guy never gets the girl?
(awkward pause)
Shawn: Everywhere, man.
Shawn: Oh, come on, let me on this.
Lassiter: No!
Shawn: I was there, inexplicably drawn to the scene. I was meant to solve this case. It's sorta like a miracle.
Lassiter: You have been out there every weekend when we rehearsed, and don't think I didn't see you trying to throw M&M's in the injured soldiers mouths.
Shawn: Okay, first of all, those were Skittles and they have a rainbow of flavor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94FWzW1lbj8#
LASSY XD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl6t_mp7h_0&feature=related#
DANCING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKSJMnhKOQU&feature=related#
Needs moar dancing
