You're not alone. It is happening! It's a sign of THE MOVIEPOCALYPSE! - the end of good movies!
There's still time to prevent it, IF we band together and take a stand!
Join the fight!
WBoon searches for the MOVIE TRUTH with no bulls***, humor-filled, in-depth reviews of the movie previews, preparing the audience ahead of time to make well informed choices that protect their time, money and energy and helps ensure a promising movie future.
Together we can make a movie difference!
LONG LIVE GOOD MOVIES!
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First moviepocalypse update of the day, Max Steel, the Mattel toy/cartoon show is now movie-ized.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_steel
Then, another adaptation... Hong Kong Phooey? Never watched it. Is it good/bad?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_Phooey
However, there's still Movie Hope - The Hangover has made over $222 million. Good to see a 'not-designed-to-be-a-blockbuster' doing well because of the movie actually being good.
Then, our biggest moviepocalypse fight, ever: Transformers Revenge of the Fallen. It has beaten the $700 million worldwide total of the first movie... after only 3 weeks... Ugh.
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Do you feel like movies are getting s***tier each week?
Does the news of remakes, reboots and rip-offs leave you feeling like a red-headed stepchild?
Are the TV shows, cartoons, comics and original movies that made your childhood feel like a magical adventure calling you in the middle of the night from a street corner pay phone asking for rescue from the H-wood pimp that's who*ing them out to make quick, easy, brainless, creative-free profit?
If these questions have put into words the puke-alarm feeling that’s been slowly building in your gut over the last four cinematic years, then smile, you’re not crazy or pregnant, though you still might have the herp... You’ve just been sensing the MOVIEPOCALYPSE!
It’s the end of GOOD MOVIES and of movies made with a fresh creative spirit.
To help prevent this cinematic catastrophe , I’ll be blogging regularly here to keep us all up to date on the day to day battles and hopefully, help make a movie difference!
Long Live Good Movies!
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Advertisement of the Moviepocalypse!
The image below has not been altered in any way. It’s a real ad that’s been popping up on major internet web sites. I haven’t seen many movies that can truthfully claim they’re the number one grossing movie in the world. The end MUST be near, cause it’s one of the WORST movies ever... aside from the CGI action and special effects.
Voice your desire to have movies with STORIES and CHARACTERS along with great effects. Box Office is your voting booth. The more money a movie makes, the more H-wood thinks that we want what it offers. If it’s s***ty everything except CGI then that’s what we get. We’ve got two years till Transformers 3, so let the battle for good movies continue!
