The Onion

[A.E.]

I still can't stop laughing after reading this article, so I thought of sharing it:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/114yearold-attributes-longevity-to-sheer-random-ch,20223/
Apparently, the Onion News are doing their "Archive Project", where they feature articles as old as twenty years.
I suppose there should be a thread about the best Onion articles; it would be awesome!

[RubberStamp]

Rofl. I love The Onion.

This is one of my favorites: http://www.theonion.com/video/fda-appro ... -ch,14310/

[Akonyl]

favorite:
http://www.theonion.com/video/study-mul ... nke,14150/

second favorite:
http://www.theonion.com/video/scientist ... die,17165/

[A.E.]

A classic:
The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act